how can u be prego again
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
My feet surprised me
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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