I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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