Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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