I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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