you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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