tell your sister to shave her snatch
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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