i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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