I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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