you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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