Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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