So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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