very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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