let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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