is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
As shirtless as possible
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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