There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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