yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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