Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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