belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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