How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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