Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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