So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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