problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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