Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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