some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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