It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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