As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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