im drinking this country out of the recession.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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