Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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