Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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