There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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