Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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