we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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