Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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