you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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