Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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