so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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