escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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