just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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