fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize