We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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