i would punch a child for taco bell
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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