So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Fuck appropriateness.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
