the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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