sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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