Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
you would pick up someone in the library
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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