he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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