so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Panties = found
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