i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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