How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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