i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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