dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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