I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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