Im at strip club and am horny
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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