yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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