What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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