Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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