Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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