If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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