he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
